Hoglistyam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying zebra.

Hoglistyam created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hoglistyam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hoglistyam, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hoglistyam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hoglistyam's Holy Commandments

1. Hoglistyam loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Retreat if eight birds approach from the north.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hoglistyam.

5. Do not listen to music.