Himzigkik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil warg.

Himzigkik created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Himzigkik, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Himzigkik, he will turn you into a dog.

Himzigkik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Himzigkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms red.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. You must pray to Himzigkik three times a day.

5. Do not make images of living things.