Tipfumdud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, intelligent cobra.

Tipfumdud created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Tipfumdud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tipfumdud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tipfumdud's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tipfumdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.