Fedboppog Signatran is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak wyrm.

Fedboppog Signatran created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedboppog Signatran, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedboppog Signatran, she will turn you into a hamster.

Fedboppog Signatran's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fedboppog Signatran's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedboppog Signatran.

5. Always help sick mites.