Manvilhat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic gerbil.

Manvilhat created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manvilhat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Manvilhat, it will not care.

Manvilhat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Manvilhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Worship no other gods but Manvilhat.

5. Never laugh near bats.