Rillwikkim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, cheerful frog.

Rillwikkim created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Rillwikkim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rillwikkim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rillwikkim's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rillwikkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rillwikkim's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always help sick hamsters.