Nurtdubcip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, generous camel.

Nurtdubcip created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdubcip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurtdubcip, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Nurtdubcip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nurtdubcip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Nurtdubcip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.