Largrowcub Quillwitloop is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic armadillo.

Largrowcub Quillwitloop created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largrowcub Quillwitloop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Largrowcub Quillwitloop, she will turn you into a worm.

Largrowcub Quillwitloop's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Largrowcub Quillwitloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Hide if six badgers approach from the south.

3. You must love Largrowcub Quillwitloop.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.