Nibbetdap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, duplicitous parrot.

Nibbetdap created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbetdap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nibbetdap, she will laugh at you.

Nibbetdap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nibbetdap's Holy Commandments

1. Nibbetdap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never sit near swans.

5. Hide if three rats approach from the north.