Jipsigcen Wanhunquat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing centipede.

Jipsigcen Wanhunquat created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipsigcen Wanhunquat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jipsigcen Wanhunquat, he will strike you with lightening.

Jipsigcen Wanhunquat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Jipsigcen Wanhunquat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jipsigcen Wanhunquat first in all things.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never skip in the presence of goats.

5. Never talk about tapirs.