Rilmegwot is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, impressive newt.

Rilmegwot created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rilmegwot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilmegwot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rilmegwot's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Rilmegwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always wear black.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Do not wear red clothing.