Queegcipcit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing human.

Queegcipcit created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegcipcit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Queegcipcit, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Queegcipcit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Queegcipcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.