Cabraklist is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful owl.

Cabraklist created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cabraklist, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cabraklist, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cabraklist's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cabraklist's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must love Cabraklist.

3. Hide if six otters approach from the east.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.