Babhitsis is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish ferret.

Babhitsis created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babhitsis, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Babhitsis, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Babhitsis' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Babhitsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the north.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Babhitsis.