Fobvabflat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, smart octopus.

Fobvabflat created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobvabflat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fobvabflat, he will not care at all.

Fobvabflat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fobvabflat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. You must love Fobvabflat.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.