Sugnibbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish goblin.

Sugnibbarn created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugnibbarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sugnibbarn, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Sugnibbarn's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sugnibbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always obey Sugnibbarn's priests.

4. You must love Sugnibbarn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.