Paningnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent deer.

Paningnurl created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paningnurl, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Paningnurl, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Paningnurl's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Paningnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Never feed melons to ducks while wearing turquoise scarves.

3. Do not take Paningnurl's name in vain.

4. Hide if seven mice approach from the east.

5. Never write about galaxies.