Rilldunzag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy mink.

Rilldunzag created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilldunzag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rilldunzag, she will torture you forever.

Rilldunzag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rilldunzag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rilldunzag five times a day.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Hide if four mites approach from the west.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.