Podbembif is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust hippopotamus.

Podbembif created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Podbembif, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Podbembif, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Podbembif's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Podbembif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Podbembif's name in vain.

3. Worship no other gods but Podbembif.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not stand on grass.