Busweebiss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair whale.

Busweebiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busweebiss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Busweebiss, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Busweebiss' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Busweebiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not eat peas.