Sakdavgud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, amazing coyote.

Sakdavgud created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Sakdavgud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sakdavgud, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sakdavgud's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sakdavgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Sakdavgud loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.