Narstragkem is a god.

It takes the form of a small, able dragon.

Narstragkem created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narstragkem, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Narstragkem, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Narstragkem's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Narstragkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Worship no other gods but Narstragkem.

4. Shrews are not to be trusted.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.