Cepzanpark Fenponpon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair duck.

Cepzanpark Fenponpon created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Cepzanpark Fenponpon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cepzanpark Fenponpon, he will be very unhappy.

Cepzanpark Fenponpon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cepzanpark Fenponpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near aardvarks.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never bounce in holy places.