Ligjoprowcab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet giraffe.

Ligjoprowcab created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligjoprowcab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ligjoprowcab, she will destroy your home planet.

Ligjoprowcab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ligjoprowcab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Ligjoprowcab on top of all buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.