Getflapdid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, strong fox.

Getflapdid created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Getflapdid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Getflapdid, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Getflapdid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Getflapdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away from blue aardvarks, for they are unholy.