Sugpigtarg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest jackal.

Sugpigtarg created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Sugpigtarg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sugpigtarg, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sugpigtarg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sugpigtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green scarves.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Never paint your hands gray.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never look in ponds.