Mattikhot is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud wyvern.

Mattikhot created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mattikhot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mattikhot, it will send you a sign.

Mattikhot's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mattikhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. You must pray to Mattikhot five times a day.

4. Run away from blue porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.