Stragomtnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective jackal.

Stragomtnurt created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragomtnurt, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragomtnurt, it will make you grow a tail.

Stragomtnurt's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Stragomtnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never skip in the presence of doves.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.