Padtonksad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthinking rat.

Padtonksad created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padtonksad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Padtonksad, she will not care.

Padtonksad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Padtonksad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.