Madciptin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, wise donkey.

Madciptin created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madciptin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Madciptin, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Madciptin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Madciptin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never skip near squirrels.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.