Venrilldut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving goose.

Venrilldut created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venrilldut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Venrilldut, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Venrilldut's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Venrilldut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Put Venrilldut first in all things.

4. Never wear orange tights.

5. You must pray to Venrilldut eight times a day.