Wikragpod is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered cat.

Wikragpod created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wikragpod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wikragpod, she will refuse to believe in you.

Wikragpod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wikragpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not take Wikragpod's name in vain.