Arncibbop is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fast walrus.

Arncibbop created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arncibbop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arncibbop, she will torture you forever.

Arncibbop's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Arncibbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Arncibbop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not shave your head.