Nellbudvil is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong mole.

Nellbudvil created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellbudvil, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nellbudvil, he will send you a sign.

Nellbudvil's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nellbudvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.