Bapyattsug is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish narwhal.

Bapyattsug created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bapyattsug, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bapyattsug, she will be very unhappy.

Bapyattsug's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bapyattsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not hurt manatees.