Geprotlog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong scorpion.

Geprotlog created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geprotlog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Geprotlog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Geprotlog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Geprotlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Put Geprotlog first in all things.

5. Respect your elders.