Narlunyog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable yak.

Narlunyog created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Narlunyog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlunyog, she will not invite you to parties.

Narlunyog's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Narlunyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of moths.

2. Never feed gooseberries to horses while wearing blue boots.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.