Pintigragpark Yokabpog Kadlitlinarplophapbarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate bat.

Pintigragpark Yokabpog Kadlitlinarplophapbarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pintigragpark Yokabpog Kadlitlinarplophapbarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pintigragpark Yokabpog Kadlitlinarplophapbarn, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pintigragpark Yokabpog Kadlitlinarplophapbarn's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pintigragpark Yokabpog Kadlitlinarplophapbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.