Queegpakwan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage ferret.

Queegpakwan created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegpakwan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Queegpakwan, he will turn you into a mole.

Queegpakwan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Queegpakwan's Holy Commandments

1. Queegpakwan loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Never jump in the presence of voles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never talk about ducks.