Migdottif is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind newt.

Migdottif created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migdottif, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Migdottif, it will not care.

Migdottif's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Migdottif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Migdottif on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the east.