Guplanwip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring dugong.

Guplanwip created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Guplanwip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Guplanwip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Guplanwip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Guplanwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Guplanwip.

3. Run away from purple grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.