Bincibnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, competent wasp.

Bincibnurl created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bincibnurl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bincibnurl, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bincibnurl's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bincibnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Put Bincibnurl first in all things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear orange coats.