Nillfetvil is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented wren.

Nillfetvil created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillfetvil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nillfetvil, she will send you a sign.

Nillfetvil's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nillfetvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. You must pray to Nillfetvil four times a day.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never write about gravity.