Nart is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish mink.

Nart created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nart, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nart, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nart's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three tapirs approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear violet coats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Do not take Nart's name in vain.