Dumbugtal Camcemlarpvag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong hare.

Dumbugtal Camcemlarpvag created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumbugtal Camcemlarpvag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dumbugtal Camcemlarpvag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dumbugtal Camcemlarpvag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dumbugtal Camcemlarpvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Dumbugtal Camcemlarpvag loves capybaras, so they must be respected.