Capgidhap is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm goose.

Capgidhap created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Capgidhap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Capgidhap, it will cry a lot.

Capgidhap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Capgidhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not make images of living things.