Beddussdut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving hippopotamus.

Beddussdut created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beddussdut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Beddussdut, he will send you a sign.

Beddussdut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Beddussdut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Beddussdut loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Never run near badgers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.