Bidbigtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong pigeon.

Bidbigtetti created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidbigtetti, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bidbigtetti, he will torture you forever.

Bidbigtetti's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bidbigtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray immersed in water.