Wapbasstag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-powerful fox.

Wapbasstag created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapbasstag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wapbasstag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wapbasstag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wapbasstag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about foxes.