Jennankip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident horse.

Jennankip created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jennankip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jennankip, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Jennankip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jennankip's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Always help sick whales.
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